A Reaffirmation for a Week that Occurred a Year Ago

BEFORE YOU PROCEED…you should know that this is a reaffirmation of a previous AFFIRMATION that was posted during the first week of October, one year ago. To understand the reason for this, please read our last POST HERE.

Well, it’s the end of the work week for most of us. Time to pick up those weekend toys and take off those work shoes, and formal bras, and ergonomically designed boxers. So before you turn on those cartoons, or pick up that red box movie, or go hard on the porn sites, just remember, you are not a piece of garbage.

You are not a waste of space. You aren’t some mistake. You’re better than that. You’re a correction. You’re what the universe made just to give us something beautiful to be around. You are worth more than you can imagine. You are beyond thought! You’re fucking wonderful.

As a matter of fact, your worth goes even beyond that. You’re something so significant, it hasn’t even been named yet. Let’s try. You’re a…hmmm…you’re a “excellesplendic altruprizegem!” Yeah, there is no fucking way anything has ever achieved such nomenclature. That’s some high grade type shit.

So take that “excellesplendic altruprizegem” ass and relax the shit out of it. So, wherever you find yourself today, at this wonderful ending of the week, make sure you wipe your “majic” all over the toilet seat of this bitch-ass reality. I’m rooting for you…to find some peace this weekend.

“If you live to be a hundred, I hope I live to be a hundred minus one day, so that I never have to live a day without you.”. — A.A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)

5 comments

  1. Hahaha
    Ok ok I see how you turn that around…. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Beautiful Job, beautiful JOB!
    Your readers will hopefully be happy glad for this end week motivational encouragement….. the updated high grade type is a plus….love love love it
    That’s some really Word King stuff right there sir!

    Now get out there, be great and bring us more high quality grade A creartisia shit
    (My word you cant take it ) lol
    Thank you for this read, encouragement and new new Grade A
    I’ll be here, waiting at the edge of my seat ( toilet seat that is), anticipating more

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    • It really says something that a person can create something beautiful while on the toilet, and someone else can receive that beauty on another toilet somewhere else in the world. Thank God we live in the era of toilet-versatility. It’s not just for pooping and peeing anymore. This ain’t your grandmas toilet.

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