Some Truths about Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris’s Driver’s License Photo

Carlos Ray Norris is a veteran of the United States Airforce and all around badass. Here are a few pieces of indisputable facts to back that up.

He Exercises Regularly

He’s All About Home Decor

He’s An Explorer

He’s A Great Caregiver

He’s Committed to Working Smarter, Not Harder

Not Really Sure How to Qualify this One

He Is All About Fair Business Practices

He Is All About Donating Blood

He’s Pretty Much A Night Light

He’s an Accomplished Mechanic

Bonus : He Has a Wonderful Phone Voice

“Wait. His real name is Carlos?” — Me

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