Work starts in about 12 minutes. I’m writing you guys to tell you something important. I’m not sure if I’ll be able to say everything that I need to say, but I’ll try my best. The slings and arrows of the clock are flying.

Today is going to be a good day. I’m taking this opportunity to bestow an affirmation down on your beautiful face. Let it soak into your gorgeously smooth skin. You and everything you set forth to do today, will be amazing.

I foresee you doing great things. The soothsayers tell me that you’ll smile. The clairvoyants tell me that you’ll find moments of happiness. The prophets whisper that you’ll have good fortune. Everything will be good!

So get your sexy ass up and hurry up. Let me get a good look at you before you start doing great things. Mmmm…sexy. I’m horny now. Thank you for that. This day is already looking up…lol. Keep it going.