Dear Readers,

Due to a series of unfortunate events, Lemony Snickett has authorized TTR to take the remainder of the week, off. We will release more information on this matter at a later time.

For your personal jollies, please feel free to bounce around the site for more highbrow content.

Thank you for your loyalty and understanding. TTR will return on Monday, November 18, 2019.

“Please come back when we’re open.” — NPC Jae