So this weekend wasn’t the greatest in the world. Due to a plumbing issue, I was forced to find discomfort in the arms of another domicile–one of the hospitality variety. Most of the time, hotel stays are nice. They are something to look forward to. This was not one of those times.
But I will get into that in another post, once my DISPLACEMENT is over. This post is all about encouragement.
If this weekend has taught me anything, it’s that stress can be a whole bitch, a country one. I’m using “country” the way Shakespeare used it in Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 2, Page 5. But rather than try to determine the method to its madness, it’s best to think past it, when it’s out of your control.
This week I’m determined to get shit done. This week we’re going unplugged. This week we’re running off what the kids are calling BIG DICK ENERGY. Stress ain’t shit when BIG DICK ENERGY is in play.
When you’re running off of BDE, you might notice that you’re owning everything you attempt. Those billing statements, will pretty much process themselves for you. Your supervisor will finally use their supervision and see that you know everything about that job and can do it with your eyes closed. Everything and everyone will conform to your will without you having to say a word. Your BDE will promote a commanding presence, boosting moral from within your “BD.” Its a truly breathtaking energy source.
So if anything, and I do mean anything, tries to thwart your week, just turn the BDE up to the max setting, and fuck your way through that obstacle like a hot dick through butter. That’s pretty much my plan for the next 5 days.
Oh yeah, and today is my kid’s 6th birthday. Happy Birthday, kiddo! Don’t read my blog!!!
“I do a hundred on the highway, so if you do the speed limit, get the fuck out of my way.” — Ludacris