Dear Digital Friends,
I shouldve been sleep hours ago. I’m sleepy as hell. But I’m so high off of adventure, that passing out just isn’t working. So, I’ll have more words coming a bit later……stay tuned.
So it’s Saturday morning, now. I guess not being able to sleep is going to be one of my trademarks for the next phase of my life, because my Friday saw minimum sleep also. I’ve been going through a bit of a transition in life, that I’ll have to tell you guys more about at a later date, but lack of sleep has appeared to be a side effect.
It’s 3:10am. I’ve been sitting up in the dark since around 1 something. I wish I could say I was thinking of something super interesting, but the only thing on my mind was continuing this post.
I ate an ass of food last night. And I do mean a whole ass worth. I can taste my breath right now and I hate my whole mouth. I also hate the food baby that’s currently kicking inside of me. She’s just like her mother, spicy ass chicken wings. I’m quite certain I’ll give birth to a 20 pound shit baby later tonight.
Anyways, I’m on a mini vacation from life. So far I’ve been having a lot of gratuitous fun. I hope it continues for the next 2 days.
I’ll let all you guys go back to sleep now. Enjoy your Saturday morning. I’m quite certain I’ll enjoy mine.
“Jae apologizes for this weak ass post, but wants to assure you that he will write more about tonight when the sun rises. Thank you!”- Non-attorney Spokesperson