So…as stated last week…TTR has been working on a schedule! So…this marks the first official SCHEDULED day of the Monday Mood Setter, aka The Affirmation for the Week. I hope you’re as tingly about this as we are.
This week is all about change and adaptability. This is the week that you figure things out. Life is probably going to put a giant stack of bovine excrement in your lap. That’s just to be expected of weeks, sometimes. But you’re going to cut through that cow dung with quantum precision. You’re so good at what you do, you’re going reach into that heifer waste, grab it by the atoms, and realign its molecular structure until that bull shit becomes gold. We’re talking alchemy here.
You’re so fucking ready for what the world has in store for you, that you brought gloves. And those gloves aren’t just for making precious metals out of the green apple splatters of cloven hoof animals, they’re also for slapping trials and tribulations across the face, just to let them know that you demand satisfaction.
So get ready to have your shoes polished like they’ve never been before, because your foot is going to be in so much ass this week, that you’re going to have to put a shoe shine on retainer. Let’s get it going, peeps!
“Girl, you’re the one, I want to want me!” — Jason Derulo