TTR.com Is My Affirmation Station, Now Give Me My Affirmation

And we’re back! If you’re just joining us, this is Jae “The Word” Bird and you’re reading The Thought Renaissance, where our “diem” was “carpe’d” days in advance. We are the voice that gets you moist, the thought that gets you hot, and the site that gets you right. We’ve been taking a bit of a nap, but we are 100% back, 200% on crack, and 300% he four dimensional analog of the cube…tesseract.

Anyways, it’s the start of another beautiful week here on planet Earth, Terra for you Starlords our there, and we just wanted to send you into the field with some words of encouragement to get your fine ass through the next 168 hours.

Today marks the Autumnal Equinox for those of us in the Northern Hemisphere! That’s right, all you pumpkin spice girls, it’s officially fall! It’s time to get butt naked, go to the deepest part of the woods, and fuck a headless chicken or two in honor of the leaves turning brown and falling. Hell yeah!

Nothing bad can happen this week. It’s impossible! Everybody will be in the woods having sex with poultry! If your week is terrible, it’s one hundred percent your own fault and we suggest you get it together. Take my advice. Find a chicken. Take it out. Fall in love. Get consent. And fuck it. Happy Fall. You are going to have an amazing week. You’re going to laugh at some funny shit, learn something new and exciting, and watch all the uppity evergreens refuse to turn brown like the rest of the trees.

We gotta pay some bills, so TheThoughtRenaissance.com will return with another great blog in a bit. Until then, try to a tay beautiful, bird-bangers.

“Do you know how hard it would be to catch a monkey…and fuck it?” — Dave Chappelle

5 comments

  1. My second favorite time of the year! Skip the pumpkin spice everything, the ugg boots, and thick leggings and give me more tea, SWEATERS, and books! I won’t be debasing a chicken but I will light some candles and wish everyone good tidings as they turn their metaphorical leaves over.

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    • I can appreciate your sentiment, Harmony, but unfortunately the chicken fuck is pretty integral to the season. I’d hate to see you suffer through more summer. Just take the chicken and enjoy 3 months of teas and reading. You owe it to yourself.

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  2. Yay!!! I’ve been waiting for this moment so long! Its fall…I’m not looking forward to taking any clothes off…actually around this time of year I’m bundled up sooo tight, I can’t remember how my body looks anymore by the time spring comes in for the year. 🙂 Thank you for the affirmation and encouragement for this week. You are super splendiferous! You too have an awesome week!

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