Thursday

“Routine.” That’s the best way to describe just how cookie cutter the day started. Alarm? Check. Morning piss? Check. Inexplicably large amount of crust in the corner of my eye? Check. Thursday.

I sleepily fingered at the iPad screen for 20 minutes, checking out the mundane statuses and posts of my “friends.” Dry. Just as I expected. Nothing at all must’ve occurred during my five hours of sleep. I often suspected that the world simply ceased to exist when I lost consciousness only to be reborn the second I opened my eyes. Nobody has ever bothered to prove me wrong, so I maintain the idea.

Shower. Then car. Then gas. Then car. Then parking lot, in front of the job. A pretty standard order of operations. “Routine,” just like I said.

Work. Another eight hours of nothing worth mentioning with an hour break somewhere in the middle, full of cerebral images of me staring out of a restaurant window, considering words that start with the letter “M.” Penelopee, Agatha, and Tatiana were there for some reason while Sarafina, Anila, Demi, and Harriet all made guest appearances for the remainder of the episode. Somewhere before the credits rolled, I got some Smokey Quartz.

The End.

Pretty uneventful, unimportant, inconsequential stuff right? Man, I need some friends…lol. Do any of you guys wanna be a pen pal or something? We can keep things digital. Not trying to fly out, meet up, or chill. Just looking for some dope, random conversation from time to time, when my bestie isn’t available, of course. Don’t worry “Harmony!” This isn’t a casting call for your part.

I hope you guys are doing well though. I’m working on my books…so I apologize for the lack of posts. I’ll try to do better with my time management. Until then though, keep being beautiful you gorgeous bastards!

Disclaimer : This is a post about real events. However names are fake as hell. The description of all events and incidents are slightly altered by the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events should be considered purposeful and hilarious as fuck.

2 comments

  1. Someone must have thought you were special and deserved that smokey quartz. 😉 Add it to the many blessings you will receive this year! As always I love your style of writing, you bring your characters alive nd I feel as though I know them. 🙂 Keep giving us more adventures!

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    • I’m glad that you pretend to enjoy this swill I poop out onto this site. It really does my heart good to know that someone out here likes me enough to pretend I’m a good writer or something. Thank you so much…lol.

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