Well, it’s the beginning of the work week for most of us. Time to put away those weekend toys and put on those shoes that look terrible when they get a crease in them. So before you start up that car, or hail that Uber, or catch that bus, just remember, you are not a piece of shit.
You are not garbage. You aren’t some throw away thing. You’re better than that. You’re a recyclable. You’re something that can be of use over and over again. You have value. You have the ability to give back to this planet. You’re awesome as hell.
As a matter of fact, you’re even better than that. You’re something so special, it hasn’t even been given a name yet. Let’s give it a name. You’re a…hmmm…you’re a “squoval!” Yeah, and believe me when I say this. That’s some next level shit.
So you take your “squoval” ass to that job, school, bathroom, wherever your week starts and you spread your “squoval” magic all over that bitch. I’m rooting for you.
The wonderful thing about Tiggers, Is Tiggers are wonderful things. — A.A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh, Tigger)